Surprisingly, yesterday was fairly uneventful. Let’s see… I woke up, showered, went to work, finished work, walked to the Subway and saw the same homeless guy staring at the Au Bon Pain pastries through the glass window while licking his chops, caught a train home, worked out, watched Gossip Girl and Curb, then went to bed.
Yep, Monday was fairly uneventful considering I wore a purple tweed skirt and purple tights. I was convinced I’d get a California Raisins or Barney, the Purple Dinosaur comment, but apparently people decided to be nice yesterday. Just when I thought I’d have nothing to blog about today, I had an interesting and educational ride to work thanks to Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street.
Each morning, I strategically get in the last car on the train to grab a seat so I can read. Today was like any other morning; I got an end seat and was immersed in my book. After a few stops, the train got more crowded and before you know it, this guy was jamming out to "Bossy" by Kelis while his rump, covered by his black puffy coat, was steadily brushing the side of my head. I was getting annoyed because his coat was messin’ up my DO! Before I thought it couldn’t get any worse, he turned around to face me and revealed his ever-so-stylish “Bert & Ernie” t-shirt. We're not talking a cool vintage-style graphic tee. We’re talking Bert & Ernie in primary colors = Sesame Street galore. Seriously?! Bert & Ernie? At least go with something more modern like Pokémon or Power Rangers.
And please don’t rub your rump on me. It’s only 8:30am.
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